Industrial 101: Form Letter

Dear _________________,

You recently posted an article about

in Since the above band uses guitars, I'd just like to point out to you that

Furthermore, because they

I have decided to flame you and the band. I think the band is

, and you,

, you can just

Meanwhile, I'm going to

Yours, ___________________

Written by Mark Beeson

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