I am so Industrial...



  1. I'm so Industrial I use K instead of C.
  2. I'm so Industrial I'm mistaken as Goth or Punk.
  3. I'm so industrial Genesis P. Orridge is my God.
  4. I'm so industrial I am a piercing.
  5. I'm so industrial I can only sleep to the sound of car alarms.
  6. I'm so industrial I drive a tank.
  7. I'm so industrial I eat lead shavings instead of cereal.
  8. I'm so industrial I eat strange metal objects for breakfast.*
  9. I'm so industrial I get mistaken for a sci fi movie actor.
  10. I'm so industrial I live in a factory.
  11. I'm so industrial I made Bill Leeb look preppy.
  12. I'm so industrial I make Goths look mediocre.
  13. I'm so industrial I make Ministry sound Goth.
  14. I'm so industrial I make Nine Inch Nail Pop.
  15. I'm so industrial I named my cat after a computer.
  16. I'm so industrial I pierced my anus.
  17. I'm so industrial I pierced my tattoos.
  18. I'm so industrial I piss razors.
  19. I'm so industrial I practice my staring in the mirror.
  20. I'm so industrial I role play Blade Runner.
  21. I'm so industrial I sample a buzzing vibrator.
  22. I'm so industrial I set off metal detectors 20 feet away.
  23. I'm so industrial I shave with a chain saw.
  24. I'm so industrial I shop for jewelry at Home Depo.
  25. I'm so industrial I stomp to elevator music.
  26. I'm so industrial I use Borax instead for soap.
  27. I'm so industrial I want to be cryogenically frozen so I can destroy the future.
  28. I'm so industrial I was once a member of Pigface.
  29. I'm so industrial I wear computer parts.
  30. I'm so industrial I'm asexual.
  31. I'm so industrial I'm part cyborg.
  32. I'm so industrial I'm signed to Metropolis Records.
  33. I'm so industrial Meat Beat Manifesto samples me.
  34. I'm so industrial a power tool was named after me.
  35. I'm so industrial an exploding building is music.
  36. I'm so industrial barb wire is my floss.*
  37. I'm so industrial my chat room handles inclue kemikal, cyber, rivet and machine.
  38. I'm so industrial my middle name is angst.
  39. I'm so industrial my piercings are rivets.
  40. I'm so industrial my trench coat is made from human skin.
  41. I'm so industrial people ask me what's wrong when I smile.
  42. I'm so industrial people become industrial by touching me.
  43. I'm so industrial power tools are my best friend.
  44. I'm so industrial ravers make me vomit.
  45. I'm so industrial that I am INDUSTRIAL.
  46. I'm so industrial that I can get off to the sounds of a washing machine.
  47. I'm so industrial that I put the Electric in Electric Body Music.
  48. I'm so industrial that I shit rivets.
  49. I'm so industrial that I'm not industrial.
  50. I'm so industrial that I look minimalist.
  51. I'm so industrial Trent Reznor tried to steal my noize.
  52. I'm so industrial when I was born the doctor slapped me and I slapped back.
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