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• [ ] Acumen
• [ ] Chemlab
• [ ] Hate Dept
• [ ] KMFDM
• [ ] Sister Machine Gun
• [ ] 16 Volt
• [ ] (other band I don't like) ________________

• [ ] they must be unoriginal.
• [ ] they sound like Nine Inch Nails.
• [ ] they're too metal-sounding.
• [ ] they aren't a real industrial band.
• [ ] they can't possibly compare to Cabaret Voltaire.

• [ ] don't list Rhys Fulber as an influence,
• [ ] haven't worked with Mark Walk,
• [ ] appeal to a decent-sized fanbase,
• [ ] don't thank Genesis P.Orridge in their liner notes,
• [ ] don't sample from Hellraiser,

• [ ] boring because they don't bang on metal
• [ ] forgetting their roots because they're getting big
• [ ] appealing to a larger fanbase because they can play a "live" show, so they must suck
• [ ] ripping people off because they're charging $15 for their CDs when they should give all of their fans free copies
• [ ] worthless because they don't pay attention to their real fanbase on RMI

• [ ] sir
• [ ] madam
• [ ] Mr. Rock Star

• [ ] go fuck yourself!
• [ ] quit posting!
• [ ] stop spreading useful information about a band I don't like!
• [ ] logoff and go back to your real life!
• [ ] quit having a good time!

• [ ] go back to drooling on my :Wumpscut: disc.
• [ ] keep ranting about Mentallo & The Fixer.
• [ ] keep programming my ProTools setup in the hopes that I can get to be as talented as Mark Spybey.
• [ ] go brag about how elite I am.
• [ ] brood and put on all my goth makeup in the hopes I can strike it rich tonight.

Written by Mark Beeson