Pose #1: I'm standing inside a burnt out coal buildings. Note lots of rust, graffiti, and a "RSA Perl" T-shirt for the ultimate geek look.

Pose #2: Now I'm standing outside of a coal hopper complex trying to look really cool with all my headware.

Pose #3: I'm standing under the trestle of the coal hopper. Notice the black cowboy hat on the ground near my feet. I'm trying to be Grandpa Al. Jourgensen.

Pose #4: Although it isn't obvious from here I'm actually trying to act like I'm talking on a cellular phone.

Pose #5: This is probably my favorite shot. It captures the majority of the essence of my personality without becoming tacky.

Pose #6: For some reason no matter what I do, my jester hat looks really dorky in these photoes. In this shot you can barely tell I'm even wearing it.

Pose #7: This looks like something that might appear inside the liner notes of an album cover if I had any musical talent.